《生活大爆炸》Sheldon的經典語錄選

ally, I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling. Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character. Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.其實我覺得前兩次的版本更讓人印象深刻。起初，我對Leonard的角色感到同情。現在我覺得他唧唧歪歪很煩人。

are in my bed! Many, many oxen!猛牛在我牀上！很多很多猛牛！

3.I've got more nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.我說謊的時候，因爲緊張產生的扁蝨比萊姆關節炎研究設備產生的還多。

smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.老媽在車裏抽菸，耶穌覺得沒問題，不過不能告訴老爸。

5.I drank milk that tasted funny.我喝了杯牛奶 味道真好玩兒。

fy the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."通知牛津英語詞典的編輯們，"許多"現在被重新定義爲"兩個"。

you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.如果你不知道該坐哪兒，我建議你念"一個土豆 兩個土豆"(一種美國小孩玩的順口溜)或者按我的叫法 Leslie Winkle的實驗方法論。

'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.你應該用膠狀懸浮體擊打土顆粒（調侃"hit"的'原意)。就是泥唄。

know, it’s amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should probably do a better job at screening those people out.真是奇妙，這些超級大壞蛋都有很高的學歷。研究生院該好好做做工作把他們篩選出嘛。

10.I can't wear different pajamas. These are my Monday pajamas.我不能穿另外的睡褲。這套就是週一穿的。