絕版經典搞笑英語翻譯

How are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你?
You don't bird me,I don't bird you.
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上!
Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無事退朝
What is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!
什麼是IMU3.0?IMU3.0 是一種聊天工具!
You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
Know is know noknow is noknow.
知之爲知之，不知爲不知…
WATCH SISTER
表妹
American Chinese not enough
美中不足
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條。
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
You have two down son。
你有兩下子。
as far as you go to die
有多遠，死多遠!!!!